Sunday, August 7, 2011

Adventures with Potty Mouth and Diva

I think those are going to be my new monikers for the older two. I mean seriously...the things that come out of those two mouth's, its ridiculous. Hmm...lets start with the potty mouthed Emry...

She's pretty cute right? Earlier this week, she was um, sittin' on the potty and she came out after a long while  and said "WHEW! I really had to go the the bathroom mom, and my tummy was just really hurting and it melted my poop!"
Yup. girlfriend had diarrhea. Ick, I know...but her logic and the fact that she even thought about why her poo was different just killed me. what a weirdo that child is...

Next...we have this little teenager, er, I mean FIVE YEAR OLD. Mizz Mailey Anne..on thursday we were driving down to the giant farmers market to do some outreach when Mailey piped up from the back of the van in a very decisive and matter of fact voice stated the following.
"Mom when I turn into a teenager I'm going to make you crazy and drive you up the wall."

John and I just looked at each other for a moment in disbelief then proceeded to crack up and inform her we were NOT very keen on that little prophesy and she should in fact re-direct her ambitions..gooooood grief, that girl makes me crazy..


And there you have it...a pretty typical day with these two lovelies.
Hope you're all having a good weekend...do something fun this week with your kiddo's! Mailey starts kindergarten next week! Can you even stand it?! OH MY!



5 comments:

Elindsey said...

They are so funny! I can't wait to have kids old enough to say weird things. :)

Danielle said...

Ooooo sAd... Kindergarden? Where does the time go? I'll have two in K next year waaaaahhhhh!

Destiny said...

I was thinking about Mailey going to kindergarden the other day! that is just so crazy! I remember when you were pregnant with her!! Well I hope she loves it :)

Pressed Petals said...

funny! sorry that i haven't commented in a long time. still reading though!

Anonymous said...

I ache for these beauties . . . they are SO squeezably amazing! Soon and very soon . . . we gotta go on another adventure!

Grammy Zhanette